Don’t Whack Your Teacher!! Never. Really!

Don’t Whack Your Teacher is part of a genre of games that are really just there to either be funny or allow people to vent frustrations. The problem is that this game might seriously disturb some people and contains brutal depictions of violence in a setting that might be sensitive to the public. The style of the artwork in the game is nice. The animations, however, are jumpy and crude. There is a single classic background song going while you play. There are also adequate sound effects and voice work at points. The game is all in monotone unless blood appears on the screen. Continue reading

Wrassling

This game is a 2-dimensional fighting game that has a cute concept behind it. You’re shaped like a NES-style robot and are fighting a bunch of other robots in a Royal Rumble match. You only have about two different moves, which consists of throwing forward and throwing backwards with the “z” and “x” buttons respectively. The graphics are simple, nothing high-tech, present day, or even futuristic. This is more of a 1980’s arcade game where your arms spin like pinwheels when you attempt to throw. Movement is also made simple, as you use the arrows to maneuver around the ring, along with using the “up” arrow to jump. Continue reading

Legends of Honor

Legends of Honor is a real-time multiplayer strategy game. The game takes place in a generic fantasy setting. The graphics in the game are equally generic and do not really stand out as anything special. They are nicely rendered, however. A big problem is that there is no sound at all. You get no music and no tones when you click a button. This becomes really distracting since it makes everything seem lifeless and dull. Continue reading