If you’re looking for one of the most ridiculously funny flash games you have ever seen, look no further than Confused Travolta Clicker EXTREME. This game is one of the most creative things I have ever encountered on the internet.
When level 1 starts, you are greeted by a GIF image of John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction. John (or Vincent) repeatedly looks to his right, then left, respectively, over and over again. It is your objective to clean John’s house while he isn’t looking. To do this, simply click on an item in the background and watch it be taken away by a stealthy thief. You get points for every item clicked on. Continue doing this until everything in John’s house has been “cleaned.” Be careful though, because if John sees you cleaning, you lose the game.
After you have finished cleaning John Travolta’s house, it’s on to level 2. Here we have the same GIF of John Travolta, but this time you must pleasure two cartoon babes by clicking on them when he’s not looking. To do this, simply click on either of the babes repeatedly until he starts looking that way. Keep it up until both babes have been pleasured, unbeknownst to Mr. Travolta.
Level 3 requires you to defend the mother ship, but you must do it quietly. If you make too much noise, John begins to turn around. If he turns all the way around and catches you trying to save the mother ship, you lose. Once all the attacking ships have been destroyed, it’s on to level 4.
Here we find John looking back and forth while Tetris blocks fall on either side of him. It’s your job to click the blocks and make them fall. You have to make sure John isn’t looking when you click though, otherwise you will lose.
Level 5 is the grand finale. Here the GIF of John Travolta becomes a giant godzilla like creature. You must click on the people on top of the building so John can kill them with his laser eyes. Then you must click on the buildings to destroy them with John’s laser eyes as well.
As mentioned earlier, this game is pure absurdity. If you have some free time, Confused Travolta Clicker EXTREME is a great way to kill that free time. Just don’t let John Travolta see you do it.